“So, so, everybody’s gone, I got like three or four hours, let’s try on a few things [from my daughter’s wardrobe] here. And, and, all of a sudden the kids come home and I hear this big commotion going on in the other room, and Kris goes, ‘Over here.’ Uh, yeah.”

Two married Arizona teachers simultaneously came out to one another, and now intend to live as lesbians.