BREAKING: Trump Releases Statement On ‘Dumbass’ Milley’s Treasonous Phone Call, Says General ‘Concocted’ Story With Woodward

45th President Donald Trump released a full-length statement regarding Gen. Mark Milley, the “white rage” general who, according to one of the Watergate reporters, pledged to give a Chinese general advance notice in the case of an American attack on China. President Trump, famous for proffering nicknames to his opponents, coined a new one for Milley: “Dumbass.”

“If the story of ‘Dumbass’ General Mark Milley, the same failed leader who engineered the worst withdrawal from a country, Afghanistan, in U.S. history, leaving behind many dead and wounded soldiers, many American citizens, and $85 Billion worth of the newest and most sophisticated Military equipment in the world, and our Country’s reputation, is true, then I assume he would be tried for TREASON in that he would have been dealing with his Chinese counterpart behind the President’s back and telling China that he would be giving them notification ‘of an attack,'” Trump declared. “Can’t do that!”

President Trump continued, “The good news is that the story is Fake News concocted by a weak and ineffective General together with two authors who I refused to give an interview to because they write fiction, not fact. Actions should be taken immediately against Milley, and better generals in our Military, of which we have many, should get involved so that another Afghanistan disaster never happens again. Remember, I was the one who took out 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. Milley said it couldn’t be done!”

“For the record, I never even thought of attacking China—and China knows that,” President Trump concluded. “The people that fabricated the story are sick and demented, and the people who print it are just as bad. In fact, I’m the only President in decades who didn’t get the U.S. into a war—a well known fact that is seldom reported.”

In an television appearance via telephone on Newsmax TV, President Trump doubled down on stating that Milley committed treason, and noted that “For him to say that I would even think about attacking China, I think he’s trying to just get out of his incompetent withdrawal out of Afghanistan,” also describing Milley’s withdrawal as “The worst, the dumbest thing that anybody’s seen, probably the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to our country.”

President Trump reportedly told Vice President Mike Pence and Milley that they were both “all f**ked up” for supporting Black Lives Matter insurrectionists and refusing to protect American cities during the violent George Floyd riots of 2020.