Demoocrat presidential candidate Joe Biden is losing his mind in public. Unlike the classic movie Network, wherein an aging news anchor pours out his soul and righteously condemns our shallow artificial culture, Biden’s public meltdown mostly consists of spouting half-remembered anecdotes, confusing basic historical details, threatening to fight everyday Americans, and generally acting like a bewildered crank. Biden, who suffered multiple brain aneurysms in 1988, is basically liable to say anything out on the campaign trail, creating a precarious situation for a Democrat Party that has inexplicably made him their presumptive nominee.
Here are Biden’s Top Ten Mentally Deficient Moments.
1. Fighting An Auto Worker, Threatening to Grab “AR-14’s”
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) March 10, 2020
2. To reporter: want to wrestle?
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 14, 2019
3. A Slice of Americana: The Saga of “Corn Pop”
Friends, I hope u join me in casting a vote for @BernieSanders tomorrow. If you're thinking about Biden, watch this video which is disturbing & …Biden on Black ppl, a bad dude named "Corn pop, hairy legs and roaches." Terrible https://t.co/K11JpDTR3t
— Barbara Ransby (@BarbaraRansby) March 9, 2020
— wyatt mcalister (@Buckwyatt) March 3, 2020
4. Believes Kim Jong Un is the leader of South Korea
A confused Joe Biden says that Kim Jong-un is from South Korea and falsely claims that he has spent a lot of time with him.
"Folks like Putin and Kim Jong-un in, in South Korea."
"Kim Jong-un has know a person[?] that I know him or not.. I spent a lot of time with these folks." pic.twitter.com/aipGBruF1P
— Florian (@BetaODork) March 9, 2020
5. Believes He Worked With Dead Chinese Leader on Paris Climate Accord
Joe Biden claimed tonight that he worked with Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping on the Paris Climate Accord.
Except the current Chinese President is Xi Jinping.
Deng Xiapoing left office in 1992 and has been dead for 23 years. pic.twitter.com/ddEAmPhkZi
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) February 25, 2020
6. Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
If Joe is the nominee, we will lose, and we will deserve it.
Joe Biden Calls Woman a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier https://t.co/HniMXq7IMi
— Farron Cousins (@farronbalanced) February 9, 2020
Apparently this isn't the first time Biden has called someone a "lying dog faced pony soldier."
He seems to deploy it when he perceives the person is trying to ask him a gotcha question.
Is Biden actually accusing these voters of lying to trip him up??pic.twitter.com/GOl9D8z2WY
— cursed-dem malarky maker (@kallllisti) February 10, 2020
7. You know, the thing
This is a direct quote from Joe Biden:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the you know, you know the thing."pic.twitter.com/A0MRpMmIWk
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 2, 2020
8. I’m Running for the U.S. Senate
— Jennifer Franco (@jennfranconews) February 25, 2020
9. His environmental policies (these might be his craziest clips, as far as Midwestern voters are concerned)
Conor Lamb in WSJ: Joe Biden Does Not Support a Fracking Ban
Biden on the campaign trail:https://t.co/lqX5wARoqv
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) February 3, 2020
Any time you hear @ConorLambPA say that @JoeBiden “doesn’t want to ban fracking”, show them this video, where the moderator asks specifically about sacrificing blue collar, oil & gas workers in pursuit of a greener economy.
In fact, share this with every union worker you know. https://t.co/gmOYOaA2zw pic.twitter.com/9n9oymv5j7
— Sean Parnell (@SeanParnellUSA) February 4, 2020
10. Called his wife his sister
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) March 4, 2020